Dear Stephen Colbert,



I have been mad at you. Disappointed at the least. I mean how can you not do the voice of Professor Impossible?!? I love The Venture Brothers, and I loved YOU in the Venture Brothers, but you decided not to do the third season (click here for source). Then I find out you couldn’t even put your voice to the Harvey Birdman video game! What would that have taken you, a day? I mean, what were you doing when you were off the air because of the writer’s strike? Weren’t you bored? You have fans, you know, who adore you for more than just the Colbert Report.

But you have redeemed yourself. I love you once again. Because last night I’m watching The Colbert Report, and there you are crafting on National TV! My favorite is Clambo.

Thank you Stephen *Sigh*

Sending much affection your crafting way,

ps. If you love Clambo as much as I do, Check out this Googily Eyed Clam tutorial from Colbert Nation